Bit Jokes

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

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Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

What do you call someone who just occasionally dabbles in a bit of Islamic fundamentalism?

A Wahhobbyist.

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!

What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of?

Just some light jokes with bit of humor . Nothing too dark.

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

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Why is the network engineer sad?

Because his career is in bits.

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

How do i know you're not 1 of them?

Were you bit ! What ! Do you not know what a hurricane is

What's your ring tone?

Pinkish with a bit of brown.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?

In bits and pieces.

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

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Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

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Who's the biggest joke on the football team?

The PUNter

What's the biggest joke of 2016?

Look a bit to the right.

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

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What Is A Kiss?

Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture

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What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it