Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

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Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

Why are feminists bad cashiers?

They can't make change.

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Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.