How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

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What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ?

I don't know I wasn't invited !

What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy

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Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

What is most commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" was not the right answer

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Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

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What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun

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What do you call an Penguin with dandruff?

Frosted Flakes

How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

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How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

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What is stephen Hawking's favorite food?

His shoulder.

What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

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Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.