Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

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What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said

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Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

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Why is Africa so bad at cricket?

Because they only have Ebola!

What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola