Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

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What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal?

Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

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What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

Tufaloffahsofa

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Namaste

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Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.