Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

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Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

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Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

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Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

because 7 ate 9.

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."