Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

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Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

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Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.