Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

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Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans :-)

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What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

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Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.