Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

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Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"