How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

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What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

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Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I?

They had baron.

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Fus Ro BAAAAAAAA.

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How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

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What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

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How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins