Black Friday Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

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When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

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What did Chewy say after episode VII?

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What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

Power Tool Jokes More Power Tool Jokes

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

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Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

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How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Item Jokes More Item Jokes

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

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How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

What is it called when someone gets destroyed at online chess?

Extreme Pawnage