Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

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What type of store doesn't move?

A stationary store.

Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

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Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

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Where will a springer spaniel never shop?

At a flea market!

Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

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Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

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How do you advertise a motor home?

A trailer

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

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Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ?

In bark-lays bank !