Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

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Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

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Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

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Why can't you shop in the UAE?

There's nothing Dubai.

How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.

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What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

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How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

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Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ?

In bark-lays bank !