How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

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Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What does acid reflux and dubstep have in common?

They both get better when you drop the "base".

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What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

How does a French person sneeze?

Adieu!

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How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.