How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

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What is a KKK member's favorite board game?

CROSS fire

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

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Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

How does a French person sneeze?

Adieu!

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How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.