How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

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How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

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How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

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How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...