What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

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What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman

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Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?

Fi-Do!

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What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.