Christler Jokes

What's Jesus' favorite car?

A Christler.

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What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did God say when he made the first black person?

Damn, I burnt one...

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross