Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Mercede Jokes More Mercede Jokes

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.