Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

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What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

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Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

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What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!"

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...