What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

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Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery

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What do you call an X-Games athlete who placed dead last?

A louger.

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

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What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.