What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

Previous Random Joke Next

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.

Yo Jokes More Yo Jokes

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.