Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

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How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.