Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

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What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

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Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a witch who drives really badly?

A road hag.

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

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What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)