He screwed, nutted, and bolted.
He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.
Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
Just one. They are very efficient and don't have much of a sense of humor.
None, they just shoot the room for being black.
Time to get a new car.
Time's fun when you're having flies.
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
He has one clean finger.
the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"
A eunucorn.
The handycap.
He nuts and bolts.
Because he nuts and bolts.
