What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

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Why are magicians always sad?

Because everything they have disappears

What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?

A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

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What is commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

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What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

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What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

What is the witches motto ?

We came we saw we conjured !