What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

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What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

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What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow

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What is the witches motto ?

We came we saw we conjured !

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya