What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

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Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

Why did Mrs. Quartz divorce Mr. Quartz?

He took her for granite.

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

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Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!