Cell Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

mitosis

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

from Stephen King - The Cell)

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

What is commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

What is most commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" was not the right answer

What is a Cell?

something you keep black people in

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

Where do you keep microscopic criminals?

In cells.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

You might also enjoy:

Cancer Cell Jokes More Cancer Cell Jokes

What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell ?

Let's go get Jobs.

What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

What did some kids call him?

A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's a cardiologist's favourite kind of music?

The step.

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

A: Play ball.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly"

What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.