Cell Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

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What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

from Stephen King - The Cell)

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

What is commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.

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Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

What is most commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" was not the right answer

What is a Cell?

something you keep black people in

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

Where do you keep microscopic criminals?

In cells.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

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What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

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