What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

Why should you be scared of a white person in prison?

Because they are most certainly guilty.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

Why can't you escape the angry forest?

Because there are mad trees.

What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Lover Ear Jokes More Lover Ear Jokes

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

What did the Nihilist whisper into his lover's ear?

Sweet Nothings.