The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
A tea bag stays in the cup longer!
In a football match, the best team wins.
A person that likes to tell anti jokes.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Through ex-spear-i-mints.
Because they're wrigleys !
Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.
Student: A teacher!
They both spit fire
Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.
A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.
Cancer.
He was a good conductor.
A trained professional
