The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
Spit Swallow Gargle
One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction
Try picking them up !
When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
Cause I stepped on it.
A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."
None, that's what students are for.
When her moustache is on fire!
What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog
Cancer
A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.
Adele. Some one set fire to the train
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
