What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and an archealogist?

One is a nerdy digger.

What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

What do bees chew?

Bumble gum.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire

What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.