Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

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Why don't you take a train?

Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back.

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.