Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

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Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.