Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

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Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

How do you top a train?

Tep on the break tupid! :D:D:D

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.