What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

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What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica?

Because they're jahbless!

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Because he took the hypocritic oath