What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

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Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

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What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

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Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

What is pickle bread before its baked?

Dill dough