What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

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What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

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Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

What form of radiation bakes you cookies?

A gramma ray