Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

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Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!

What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.