Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

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What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

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Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.