Why don't you take a train?

Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back.

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Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.