Why don't you take a train?

Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back.

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Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do soybeans call their mother?

Edamame.

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.