Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

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Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light

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Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

How do trains from different countries understand each other?

With a trainslator