Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

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Why is it impossible to run through a campground?

You can only ran, because it's past tents.

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

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What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives