Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

How does Santa Claus take pictures?

With his North Pole-aroid.

What do you call a picture of Simon Pegg's brother?

JPEG

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted