Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims?

Kids say the darnedest things.

Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures?

Frodo-genic

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How to get a job without experience ?

Just run for office!

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.