Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

TL;DR"

What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What does cheese say when you take its picture?

Make sure you get my Gouda side!

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

You would too if your name was WARRGELBLAFFENGAR!!!!!

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.