What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ?

Where in earth have you been !

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Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

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Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

Why are all early birds Catholics?

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