Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

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What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

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How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"