What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

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What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

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What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

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Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

What's your middle name?

Why are you single What's wrong with your big toe