What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

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What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

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How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way". ... (there's no effin' way)

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What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".