Tilt Jokes

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

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What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

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Center Jokes More Center Jokes

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What's the highest point in the ocean?

The Marijuanas Trench.

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

Who cares

What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why is the moon tastier than Earth?

It's meteor.

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"