What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

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Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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What's the difference between a group of midget engineers and a women's track team?

One is a group of cunning runts...

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

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What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.