What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

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What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

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Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

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What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

What is 4,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

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What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What do you call a group of famous people?

Constellation.

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What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me: