Because it was haulin' oats.
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In a choral coral corral
They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'
Because it was out of tuna.
A Dell.
The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.
Because women have no rights.
An acappellago
Racist.
The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.
Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes
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A Dell
I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.
Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...
They're always singing about getting a "long little doggy".
An acapellago.
One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.
It's no wonder our funding has gone away.
It's Bill Withers.
A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.
He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."
Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...
Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:
The one percent
Tajweed
Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.
He couldn't stop dropping the base!
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Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...
Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness
The snow tires still work when you take the chains off.
Take your foot off of their head.
Because Jesus saves.
The water washes away her tears
Mint conditioner.
9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.
Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!
Mount Rushmore.
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