Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

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What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college?

Bison

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

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What did Disney call their remake of Dante's Inferno?

101 damnations

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it !

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

Which computer is the best at singing?

A Dell.

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Why was number 4 blushing?

She saw 2 and 3 halving six

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...