Disney Jokes

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

What did Disney call their remake of Dante's Inferno?

101 damnations

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What is a racists favorite Disney film?

101 Damn'Asians.

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What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

What's a mexican's favorite Disney movie?

Mow lawn. Sorry.

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Which knee?

Mickey: Disney

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Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

What's the difference between a pest and vermin?

Walt Disney.

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What did Bill Cosby say when he was arrested?

Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!

What to Bill Cosby and Peter Pan have in common?

Rufi-ooooooo!

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What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

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What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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Immigrants

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What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists?

Yellow labs

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

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Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

Why does Michael Jackson like 26 year Olds?

Because there are twenty of them.