What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

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What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

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Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

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What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

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What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.