Their victims never see them coming.
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Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
Ten Roofies.
Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.
He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.
Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!
Bill Cosby
Netflix and pill
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Sleeping Beauty
I don't remember
Rufi-ooooooo!
He had Jello fever!
Vladimir Puddin'
They both know when you are sleeping.
Zzzzip)
Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma.
because he can't lace them.
He required that their circuits have no resistance.
Red Roofie Inn. I'll show myself out.
Kids say the darnedest things.
Camembert.
A Bill Cosby.
I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.
art
You don't see either one coming.
Jail-O
A: Pretty good
When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.
Smelling salts.
The roof.
He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.
He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.
Because he was often scratched!
One of his legs is the same.
A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"
He heard the snow blower was coming.
Omelette you finish
Owens can finish a race.
Facul-tea
Shotgun method
Because he was a neck-romancer....
I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.
Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)
Tips fedora "M'dea."
As many as want to be!
Numchucks.
