What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

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Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

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What do you call a Sailor's hitch in the arctic?

Knot cool

Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

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What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

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Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

What is Bill Cosby's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Ten Roofies.