How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

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Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

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Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

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How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

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How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"