How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

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Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

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How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "