What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

Previous Random Joke Next

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

What does an attorney wear to work?

A: A law suit.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.