How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

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Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

What is black and doesn't work?

Decaffeinated coffee.

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Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

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How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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Banned camp.

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How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

How did the detective solve his cold-case?

He put it in a conviction-oven.