How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

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Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

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What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

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What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

What do you call an orange cat in summer?

Shedder Cheese!

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How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

How did the detective solve his cold-case?

He put it in a conviction-oven.