What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

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Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

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What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter?

NaClmore

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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What do you call him?

A sick Bern.

What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*