Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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Whats the hardest part of watching an Orphanage burn?

Not getting hard.

Whats green and flies?

Super Pickle

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Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

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I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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She wanted a new website.

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stop with the cheesey jokes!

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What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.