Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

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What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

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What are you doing, creep?

she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

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What's an astrounaut's favorite key on keyboard?

The space bar

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

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What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled