Try to disable sticky keys.
smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.
The engine stops whining after the plane lands.
That thing hurts!
Gold digging
Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
An R key.
He was addicted to crack.
Because he always spills the beans.
All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled
They all have tur-rets
