Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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What s the difference between an ostridge ?

it can neither fly

Whats the most addictive drug you can formulate out of a piece of the human body?

Hairoin

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What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

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Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

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What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with?

Ctrl+P

What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!

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What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

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Why are all castles disabled?

They all have tur-rets

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.