What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!

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How do you stop a taliban tank ?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Keyboard Jokes More Keyboard Jokes

What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with?

Ctrl+P

What are OJ Simpsons' favorite keys on a keyboard?

Esc

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!