What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos?

A messycan

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Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs?

They're too short to be called Essays.

What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

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Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Nachos Jokes More Nachos Jokes

What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

What about Cinco de Mayo?

USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."

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Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

What do you call a hispanic man with a rubber toe?

ROBERTO! I'm here all week.