How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

Profit Jokes More Profit Jokes

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What do you call a secular humanist NGO?

A non-prophet non-profit.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.