How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack

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How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

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What did the /r/science mod say to the user?

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How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack

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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.