How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

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Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

What does America and my Milk have in common?

Both will go bad in 9 days.

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What do Germans and acetone have in common?

They are both good at removing the Polish!

What's the difference between a 2016 Reddit post and a 2006 Reddit post?

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How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

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What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.