Profit Jokes

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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Why was the G-Spot Club not making profit in the nightclub business?

Most men couldn't find it.

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What do you call a secular humanist NGO?

A non-prophet non-profit.

How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?

Give it to Michael J Fox

Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

Baseball Game Jokes More Baseball Game Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

How did you get into my house?

business.

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What type of bees make milk?

Boo bees

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe