How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.

What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

Why, doc?

And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"

Affect Jokes More Affect Jokes

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

Zika Virus Jokes More Zika Virus Jokes

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Brainer Jokes More Brainer Jokes

What do you call a person with no brain?

A no-brainer

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.